My Morning Chaos Before the Dispenser
Okay look, I’m that person who burns toast while scrambling eggs. Every morning felt like cooking show gone wrong. Saw this hot breakfast dispenser gadget online and thought “Hey maybe this saves my kitchen from fire alarms”.

Unboxing & First Impressions
Opened the box expecting rocket science parts. Actually just found:
- A weird funnel thing (that’s the food chamber)
- Three plastic containers shaped like Pac-Man ghosts
- Instruction manual written by aliens probably
Plugged it in near my coffee maker. Device made scary humming noise. Almost returned it right there.
My Trial Run Disaster
Tried scrambled eggs first morning. Grabbed refrigerated eggs, dumped straight into the funnel. BIG MISTAKE. Machine started coughing like sick robot. Yellow goo leaked everywhere.
Called customer service. Guy laughed: “Bro you can’t put raw eggs in there! Use the pre-cartridges!” Felt like idiot.
Actual Working Process
Next day followed REAL steps:
- Filled those Pac-Man containers night before: one with cooked sausage bits, one with premixed scrambled egg liquid, one with cheese
- Slid cartridges into machine until they clicked (kinda like game controller batteries)
- Pushed power button – green light this time, no death rattle
- Twisted dial to “EGG+MEAT+CHEESE” setting
- Grabbed plate when steam started shooting out
Weirdest part? It sounded like tiny printer inside. bzzt bzzt clunk Suddenly breakfast taco filling plopped onto plate.
What Actually Works
After four mornings testing:

- Works good with pre-cooked stuff: oatmeal, reheated bacon, diced potatoes
- Terrible with “real” eggs or raw meat
- My kids think it’s robot chef – they eat anything from it
- Takes longer than microwave but looks fancier
Pro tip: Spray cartridges with oil first or everything sticks like glue.
Final Thoughts After Week
Still use old frying pan for proper eggs. But when running late? This dumb machine saved my butt three mornings already. Honestly thought I’d return it after egg-gate. But watching breakfast magically appear while brushing teeth? Kinda awesome. Still haven’t touched 6 of the 12 settings though. What even is “porridge mode”?