Okay, let me walk you through what went down with this whole “Jay’s Seafood Fire” thing. It wasn’t exactly planned, you know, but it turned into quite the kitchen adventure.

Getting Started
So, Saturday rolls around, and I’m thinking, what’s for dinner? Had some friends supposed to swing by later, nothing fancy, just hanging out. I remembered this awesome spicy seafood dish I had ages ago at some place downtown. Thought I’d try and recreate something like it. Called it ‘Jay’s Seafood Fire’ in my head, kinda joking, ’cause I planned on loading it up with chili.
First step, hit the market. Needed the goods. Grabbed a bunch of stuff:
- Shrimp, the big ones.
- Some squid, already cleaned, thankfully.
- Mussels, why not?
- Onions, peppers (red and green), garlic, ginger – the usual suspects.
- And chilies, yeah, a mix of red ones. This was key for the ‘fire’ part, or so I thought.
The Process – Where Things Got Interesting
Back home, prep time. Chopped everything up. Got the shrimp peeled and deveined. Sliced the squid into rings. Gave the mussels a quick scrub. Made a simple sauce on the side – soy sauce, bit of oyster sauce, touch of sugar, cornstarch slurry. Standard stir-fry stuff.
Now, the main event. I decided to use my big wok. This thing gets seriously hot. Cranked the stove burner way up, higher than usual. Let the wok heat till it was almost smoking. Poured in a good glug of oil. Maybe a bit too much oil, looking back.
Tossed in the garlic, ginger, and chilies. Bam! The smell hit instantly. Intense. Stirred like mad for maybe 30 seconds. Then, in went the onions and peppers. Stir-fried those for a minute or two until they softened just a bit.
Here’s where the ‘fire’ really happened. I dumped in all the seafood at once – shrimp, squid, mussels. Big mistake, maybe. The wok temperature dropped for a second, then roared back. The oil sizzled and spat like crazy. I’m tossing everything, trying to cook it evenly, and suddenly – WHOOSH! A decent flame shot up from the wok. Not huge, like burning down the house huge, but definitely bigger than I expected. Oil splatter combined with the super high heat, I guess.
Honestly, I kinda froze for a second. Then instinct kicked in. Kept tossing the wok, moving it off the direct flame a little to calm things down. The flame died back pretty quick, thankfully. Heart was pounding though. Smelled amazing, mixed with a bit of… panic?

The Finish Line
Once the seafood looked just about cooked – shrimp pink, squid opaque, mussels starting to open – I poured in the sauce I mixed earlier. Stirred it all together fast, letting it bubble and thicken up. The whole thing probably took less than 10 minutes on the heat, minus the near-firefighter moment.
Scooped it all onto a big platter. Looked pretty damn good, actually. Steaming, colourful, smelled incredible. The friends arrived just as I was cleaning up the oil splatters (there were many).
We dug in. And you know what? It was fantastic. Spicy, flavourful, seafood cooked just right. The little fire incident just added to the story. Now everyone calls it “Jay’s Seafood Fire” for real. It wasn’t exactly a calm cooking session, more like controlled chaos. But hey, the result was worth it. Definitely making it again, maybe standing a bit further back from the stove next time.